It wobbles, it wiggles, it boggles, it jiggles. Its JELL-O

Why isnt there a disney princess who is a dog, i think this is prejudice!!!! #fixit

Why would anyone want #snapchat i dont want the photos of me to disappear, i am tooo pretty

At what time is it most appropriate to poop on the brides dress of a wedding that u arent supportive of?

There is talk of getting a cat in my house, how can i report the owners to Doggie Protective Services?

For blackmai, does it hAve to be black. Or can it be a really really dark grey?

Apple has new emoji upsate, and why dont they have an emoji of me? I can give big celebrity endorsement

Presumptuous of human to convert dog yr to humann yr, i say convert humans to doggs year

I think it is abuse to use poor POMeraniians for cheerleaing. It is criminal aand i will make justice

Dog Fact of Life #43: peeing on something always makes it better

I am such a generous person, i wood like to donate one bath for every cat in the world

Cyber monday is great bc i cAn order dog bones online without anyone questioning where i got my credit card

Peoples say that i am a narcasisisst but if i was a narcisisisit would i be always thinking about how OTHER people can cater to my needs???

Am i the best dog

Your welcome owners: i successfully scared off the mailman. I accept payment in bones

#school is a big fat ugly monster that sucks all the fun, and happiness, and belly rubs, and joy, and belly rubs out of life

I will slay all the other puppies at the pupph bowl.

MVP = most valuable puppy

A great person lost everything If you want to help gofund.me/yb6rhfac via GoFundMe

Whoever created my fur coat should win the oscar for best costume design