Make sure to check behind you for Freddy...

Just remembered I had a chipotle burrito last night. Life is good.

Just remembered I ate half a raw burger yesterday. Life is not going so good.

Just remembered I ate a properly cooked burger today, AND my team was announce. Life is going good again.

Oh boy! Can't wait!

Just heard I can’t use old windows 10 for valorant anymore Fuck this game I had to upgrade from Windows ‘98, and now this? Yeah ok, fuck off riot

Mark: 7/10 I love my name Mark: 7/10 I love my name Mark: 7/10 I love my name Freddy: 10/10 I love Freddy Manny: 1/10 That name sucks Tyler: 11/10

I am yet again impressed by Twitter's ability to hate on something, Mr. Beast for example, just to have a moral high ground. Impressive. - Made by a man with intentions of taking the moral high ground

If I had a dollar for every time a Twitch streamer turned out to be a weirdo, I'd have around $1,764. Which is weird considering that is too much fucking money.

hoooollyyy fuck i love chipotle i dont even know why i love it so much i dont even order anything crazy from there but oh my gooodd i lvoe chipotle in eed chiptoel

buying that 50 pack of silly straws was the best decision of my life it's now 10x as fun to drink my sprite can

3/3/2023 6:00 PM Stepping outside for the first time. I'm back baby. 😈

quick reminder 90% of people criticizing Mr. Beast have never donated a penny in their life

Reminder to anyone worried about the new CS2 announcement. It’s on a new engine if you think any changes made will destroy the game you’re fine. They could fix it 10x faster and easier than they could on the old engine

if you can name him you get 5 dollar

Everyone excited about seeing their favorite characters in the second season of the One Piece live action but im worried they won't include the REAL MVP of Alabasta in it

saw the FNAF movie, enjoyed it. was happy to see it was as corny as I was hoping it would be. Theatre being filled with people, mostly like 13-15 year olds, making shitty jokes out loud made the experience worse, but I was expecting it, it was a saturday night.