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$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer. pointsincase.com/lists/vacation…

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Do you want to ignite a painful audit of your soul and psyche where you question every decision in your life that led to this moment? pointsincase.com/articles/a-sal…

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After what happened last summer, I will not run after the Freddy’s Frozen Freaks ice cream truck. pointsincase.com/articles/every…

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We cigarettes just taste better abroad. The exact science is unclear, but it’s probably because we’re free of toxic ingredients like judgmental looks from your friends. pointsincase.com/articles/heyyy…

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Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - I was looking for a bone to PIC, and I couldn't decide which bone - I stumbled upon an interview with the editors, fell in love with the site, and wrote myself a note to submit some humor sometime - I got lucky—that's the truth

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Sure, you could drive to pick up some $20 mix of ingredients haphazardly thrown into a flimsy bowl by a hungover college sophomore. pointsincase.com/articles/colle…

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These here are magic coins that live inside yer lightning box, protected by some new-fangled doohickey called a “blockchain.” pointsincase.com/articles/there…

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WELL GUESS THEY CAUGHT ME. GREAT JOB. BECAUSE I PUT MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS. OH GOD SO MANY FUCKING TEARS INTO THIS DRINK. pointsincase.com/articles/no-ky…

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“Christopher Columbus” sees players arriving at someone else's pool, murdering those swimmers, and then claiming that the pool now belongs to them. pointsincase.com/articles/lesse…

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What, you think a masterwork like "Swamp at Dawn" just happens? You think I just leave my voice notes running in a swamp at dawn? You fool. pointsincase.com/articles/i-mak…

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Oh lord, here comes my nemesis: the dessert menu! If I get a slice of the tres leches cake, you’ll all have a bite, right? pointsincase.com/articles/lets-…

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Breakfast lovers! New Yorkers! Go read “What Your Breakfast Order Says About You, NYC Edition” and find out who you really are! Points in Case pointsincase.com/lists/what-you…

Breakfast lovers! New Yorkers! Go read “What Your Breakfast Order Says About You, NYC Edition” and find out who you really are! <a href="/PointsinCase/">Points in Case</a> 

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Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - I conversed w a generative engine about sites that fit my writing style for submission - Vision Quest - Chill Subs listing - Family Guy cutaway - Everyone was talking about it at the Met Ball - Heard about it at a literary reading

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Episode 2: After further inquiry we’ve learned that Quentin McCasey is part of an avid subculture of "Indoor Bird Watchers." pointsincase.com/articles/true-…

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Gamer Dogs - Dogs playing poker - Dogs cheating at poker -The puppies in the Puppy Bowl pointsincase.com/articles/a-cat…

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By birth order or circumstantial trauma, you have been designated as the emotional backbone of the household. pointsincase.com/articles/terms…

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Instead of scrutinizing the position of my butt, I would suggest admiring the lack of buttress in the position of my savings account. pointsincase.com/articles/peopl…