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Tomorrow: We're taking a two-week Labor Day main feed break. The magic continues on the Second Gate, and inside your heart!

Is this because Jason shoved their entire topping supply into a backpack

Why were we all 1000% positive they would announce the Muppet axing two Fridays ago

He's describing Podcast: The Ride

Tomorrow, on the Second Gate: A place where few have dared enter... And fewer still survive... The Six Flags vault!

Not sure whether to say "Thank you for finding this" or "F*ck you for finding this"

Six Flags Live is the dopest, flyest teen show made by the marketing arm of the NRA

Yo the Six Flags are at half mast because 9/11 was two weeks ago but let's focus on what makes America great: Tweety tats

Scott is still emotionally scarred from his Dongpo trip 6 years ago. Ding Dongpo, the witch is dead

This whole concert where Riff plays the saxophone is a trap.

Tomorrow: We're unlocking something. Remind us what our own good Patreon episodes are!

Today on the show! Unlocked: Major Error In Clooney Briefcase Story!

We made a new friend! (not Leatherface)

Walking through here yelling “the WICKEDLY talented Adele Dazeem”.

They’re eating the cats

New Second Gate Episode! P:TR Post Office September 2024!

Tomorrow: Oh bother

New Episode! The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh!