Best way to meet your new neighbor, throw a boomerang on his roof.

Does it suck that Luchanko is being sent down? Sure does. Is it warranted? Sure is. He didn’t have a great camp, isn’t showing he’s ready for the NHL quite yet. My BIGGEST concern? He won’t develop what is needed on a bad Guelph team.

I hope Danny B gifts Pat Verbeek something nice for Christmas this year. The Zegras deal is looking like an incredible fleece job.

A casual check in to remind everyone that Cutter wasn’t going to sign in Philadelphia anyway and Briere at least got something for him given the situation. We can hate Cutter all we want, but these comparisons are nonsensical.

We’re calling secondary assists “ethical points” now, huh? Do Hutson next, please!

Daughter, wife, mother. Doesn’t mean your mother or wife isn’t important, but any father that has a daughter understands that she’s your world. Any other answer is wrong.

Awww, is someone not used to losing? It’s ok bud, take it as gracefully as you have all those other calls the Chiefs get. You’ll be just fine.

Put the groceries in the car, take the cart back with your kid in it, then carry the kid back. Being a decent person isn’t rocket science, it’s common sense.

Is Peacock glitchy as hell for anyone else right now? #SNME

This kid is going to be a menace in a Flyers sweater and I’m all the way for it.

It’s time to let people do what they want to do when it comes to how they root for their team. If you don’t care, keep not caring. If you want to buy a ticket just to yell obscenities at Cutter, go for it. Enjoy the game the way you want to enjoy it.

Claude Giroux literally grabbed a cop’s ass at the ripe young age of 26.

I used to say the same thing to my old co-workers before I left, got into my car, and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs.

If Drysdale is out longer than a month, Ross Johnston should be publicly stoned by Randy Johnson and Pedro Martinez.

I battle this with my wife. She’s a teacher so she’s very, “tell a teacher, don’t hit back.” I’m the exact opposite. I’m more “if someone hits you and nobody does anything about it, you hit them back so hard they won’t ever hit you again.” I see no problem in protecting yourself.

Nothing hits quite like a Sami Zayn entrance in Montreal. #SNME

To be completely accurate, it sounds like Fridge was already under the table. Hence the “while you’re down there…”

If you’re using MGK to gauge testosterone, your scale is off.