This is the kind of thing you can only get across with text, this alone made reading the book worth it

when i ult with emma and i hear “i am phoenix”

“a deputy, who had stopped for coffee, was deliberately served a cup bearing a hand-drawn image of a pig,”

In a statement posted on social media, L.A. County Sheriff Robert Luna said "disrespectful actions will not tolerated against our personnel," and that he had contacted Starbucks' corporate security division. Full Story: ktla.com/news/local-new…

embarrassing typo on final draft of the US constitution. It was supposed to be "Wee! The people"

my tattoo artist is one of the best esp for darker skin but lord he be so stank

when oomf is trying to commit but we need columbina sales

when i was younger, a cop pulled me over for (barely) speeding in my hometown. he gave me a “if i find you again you arent gonna like it” threat all because he asked where i was going and i laughed when i said “taco bell.” which apparently belittled him

He traumatized his daughter 😭😭

YOU ARE NOTHING

biggest insult of jjk ive ever seen

Famed American singer and songwriter Sabrina Carpenter has confirmed she has no plans to queue #Overwatch ranked in the near future 🚫🎤

I know a lot of people have already expressed dislike towards the live action Lion King movies, but MY GOD! Rewatching Cats & Dogs 2; I've forgotten how SUPERIOR the old CGI for animals was! SO much acting and personality poured into just 40 seconds..

Fucking Mildred?

PHILA NO!!!!!!!