"Tomorrow is my birthday, so I'll be eating and baking my own cake. I'm not sharing, miss me with that caring shit."

"I've reached follow limit, kittens. I left my DMs open to everyone. Please don't make daddy regret this."

"Ooh, I already regret it."

Thank you! x.com/asensualliar/s…

"Twenty Fuckin' Nine."

"I mentioned I would be baking my own cake, except.. I don't know how to bake. Paula Dean, don't fail me now."

"Paula Deen failed me. I burnt the cake."

"If we're not Fuckin', we should be."

"Break her bed, not her heart. Make her scream, don't make her cry."

Sobs while shoveling birthday cake in mouth.

— ; Birthday Boy ; —

"why blow out candles when you can blow me?"

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