I voted earlier. One day I’ll head to the polling station to vote for a head of state and members of both Houses of Parliament. It will happen.
#AbolishTheMonarchy

#dogsatpollingstations ...
#bulldogsatpollingstations

Mr. Netanyahu, antisemitism is a vile and disgusting form of bigotry that has done unspeakable harm to millions.

Do not insult the intelligence of the American people by attempting to distract us from the immoral and illegal war policies of your extremist and racist government.

I guess one bright spot is the very worst of people are making absolutely massive tits of themselves in plain sight.

Over the years I’ve lost two friends, one Palestinian and one Lebanese, and nearly lost a third, a French cameraman, to the willingness of IDF soldiers to open fire even though they knew perfectly well who they were. But they felt sure their superiors would protect them.

My Easter reading:
'..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me to make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance...'

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This is the list of what William's done since the start of the year. 13 'engagements' over 12 weeks, one which is a private meeting and one which is a night out at the BAFTAs. For this we pay him more than £25m a year. #AbolishTheMonarchy

I feel like I've taken a picture of myself then come up with a funny story and quote to go with it.

I'm sorry but the idea the Palace can continue with this ringless, wordless, looking-away and photoshopped 'Kate' is absurd.

William rushing home for cryptic 'personal reasons' 2wks back, now the faked photos, the ridiculous excuses;

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The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

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TURN UP YOUR VOLUME AND LISTEN TO THE MAGNIFICENT SOUND OF GERMAN AUTOMOBILE DESTRUCTION.
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Conspiracy theorists and anti-vaccine activists are angry and depressed over a Truth Social post in which Donald Trump boasts about the quick development of Covid vaccines during his presidency.

William and Catherine spotted in public for first time since December.

With the Rochdale result, a day to retweet this thread…
For all the satisfaction that will be had watching George Galloway quite rightly tear into Starmer’s Labour Gaza hypocrisy over the next few months, it must never be forgotten that GG is a Putin-sympathising Russian stooge.

If gravity is real, than why doesn't the ocean go to the southern hemisphere

The SNP used their Opposition Day to submit a motion calling for an immediate ceasefire and opposing the collective punishment of Gaza.

This reflected their longstanding position, unlike Labour, whose leader backed war crimes and which has repeatedly either justified or failed…

This fella came up to me in Tokyo to practice his English. When I said I was Irish these were his exact words:

“IRISH
TITANIC
SINN FÉIN
IRA
NORTHERN IRELAND
THE ISSUES”

Jacob Rees Mogg still confident that, come the election, the great unwashed will be hypnotised by his preposterous accent into keeping his hedge fund investments healthy.