X is exquisitely asinine. What are they going to rename the other things we love about the brand? Tweets ▶️ Extras? Retweets ▶️ Exites?

Not to interrupt everyone's social media conversation about space aliens, but I wrote a book about social media and space aliens and BookBub has it on sale for literally TWO DOLLARS for the next three days: bookbub.com/books/an-absol…

Me: Another pitcher of Sea Change Brewing Death Wave please. Server: Sounds good. Server: ...so the keg is empty. Me: So a few minutes? Server: I can't magically make a keg appear. Me: I mean...

A well organized arsenal.

Time to drink the Kool-aid. #craftbeer #yyc

Fellow Canadians The existence of Timbits implies they are in fact bits of Tim, and all of the marketing implies we are supposed to share them with others. - Does that make it communion? - Is there a Gospel of Tim? - Is Tim Hortons an ACTUAL cult? #timhortons #canadianproblems

Hope is a dangerous, dangerous little thing to keep finding out the hard way — what tomorrow never brings Sometimes I wanna blow up my life and become someone else - The Menzingers youtu.be/DrrxeRWebqw

It's the 30th Anniversary of Green Day's Dookie and they dropped the 4-Track demos for the album. Basket Case has entirely different lyrics. youtu.be/kRalif5ibM8

16 years apart.

Totally missed 15 years last month. Sad. #MyXAnniversary

Netflix released viewership numbers for the first time and digging in, Travelers (a Canadian show I loved that they axed in 2018 after 3 seasons) had 40.4 MILLION HOURS watched from in the first 6 months of 2023.

I'm glad people are realizing how great Walter Goggins is. #FalloutOnPrime

Customer service for Shaw Help has gone exponentially down hill since the Rogers merger. Not sure how this is good for consumers.

"I don't know what you're talking about, I wasn't even looking at him" - Ekholm

He should have meant it. Edmonton Oilers

After 26 years I have finally ended my relationship with @adobe products. As a former Adobe Certified Expert it was not easy to step away from the knowledge I've gained, but after years of escalating prices to support new apps I don't have the devices to use. It's time.

Dear NHL, do better.

☝️and then there was one!

I have an extra VIP ticket to Frank Turner in Edmonton tonight. Free to a rad human.

Edmonton I am in you. #YEG #Midway #Omen #ChadIsTipsy