A secret conversation with a monkey..🐒 🤫😅

me checking twitter to make sure marijuana is okay

Some days you feel like being funny and some days you’re just the joke.

Everybody in texas sitting out on the porch during the tornado watch

Me trying to understand how they overturned the harvey weinstein case because they used ‘too much old mean evidence’

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

Jiri after Rakic said he wasn’t a samurai #UFC300

Me opening twitter and seeing WWIII World War 3 and Drones are all trending

All of us still wondering if OJ Simpson really did it

- was as gentle as possible 🐻

I saw ISO 12312-2 trending and thought Elon had another kid

“The eclipse will take place at 1:20 pm”

Me at 1:21 pm:

#SolarEclipse #SolarEclipse 2024 #Eclipse2024

Everybody coming to tweet He did it about cody rhodes 😂 #WrestleMania

Me tomorrow vs me the next day #EclipseSolar2024

Any time i see Robin Williams trending i immediately think of this that described him (and me) perfectly✌🏼

Lsu fans seeing damn lsu trending rn

Me after the first half of angel reese vs caitlin clark

why would i need a vacation when i have this

Me checking twitter to make sure Steve-O is okay in the most steve-o way possible