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calendar_today09-06-2020 13:52:16

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Just now getting to watch today’s basketball game. Apologies y’all didn’t get any of my incredibly high-quality live tweeting today. 😆

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With today’s SEC Championship win over Vanderbilt, the Arkansas Razorbacks have fallen to a 16-seed on Joe Lunardi’s bracketology.

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Wife just informed me that “we’re going camping with my brother this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.” Which road do I choose: A) Be father and husband of the year and go without spending all day watching basketball B) Say, “Okay, y’all have fun!” C) Fake an injury D) Divorce

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After winning the SEC tournament, the Arkansas Razorbacks have to play in Timbuktu before Billy’s lip even stops bleeding. Sounds about right.

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I mean what did we do to piss off the March Madness bracket folks and the SEC football schedulers every single year? If there was a regional hosted by the South Pole, you bet your sweet arse we’d be in that region.