Ooo can he join this little witch hunt? Bon Bon is on the loose after all.

You know, i quite literally wondered why i haven't left Mystic yet.. but then i thought, Phew how can i live without seeing Damian's beautiful eyes and the pork?

Plot twist, I still hate you.

Welp. Guess it's time to be festive. I shattered /plenty/ of baubles into like, several tiny pieces and well.. slipped them into the food supply, i hope you all enjoy your christmas feasts. Merry Christmas.

Aw, you forgot my smell? You loved it before.

Wow clearly someone never passed school.. So. There's an organ, in your chest that pumps blood around your system? And like. It's the heart? So.. the reason why i'm still alive? Is because of my organ.

[Sighs heavily noticing his movements, raising his hand to send Damon back with an utter of a spell.] Really?

Honestly. Who creeps up like that? It's so obvious.. heartbeat, sound, how you normally respond. Eh. [Shrugs, dusting of his hand.]

Ah Mystic Bores. I can honestly say you gotta rename the town to Mystic Gilbert.

Anyhoo.. Life is like gum, and i'm yet to figure out why.

Now we all wish she did! Am i right?

Camouflaged, duh!

[Smirks.]

Fireball emoji.

You know, i honestly thought Damian was babysitting me most of the time but then i realised, whoah. I had to remind him to keep it PG because Eleanor acted like a child continously, like ugh. Lets stop that.

Wowsie. Can you all, like. Stop being annoying and bringing me back and forth. I'm not bon jovi, wanted dead or alive. And you all say i'm a psycho....

Psst, Clarice. You should try less on the soap. You're no opera.

Y a w n s. Dramatically.

Fuck the new year bullshit.. new you? New them? New everything. What, because a predicted calender called it? Someone give me gum. Wait. Where is gum girl? Totally miss her.

God.. i want a cupcake.