"What? A clean shot to the leg might do you some good." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"Could be funny? Perhaps you might stop... Prancing." He was talking about the way he walked, not that he didn't do the same. x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"Says you." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"And you don't?" x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"I wouldn't ever trust a siren's words, boy. They're worth as much as the mud on your boots, perhaps less." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"He doesn't have enough of a brain ta' figure that out yet." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"It's a shame, but... It's life._ x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"He'll smarten up one day, or he'll really learn what happens when you're constantly a pain in the arse." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"Boy, I still sail and raid, but additionally my house is a nice break an' my dogs are better company than ye'." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

Really, though. Don't talk poor of his dogs. They're blessed little perfect creatures, and you're all scurvy infected algae munchers.

"It's fine, love. We're not a big fan of your kind either." x.com/oceanicvirtue/…

He woke up with a yawn and a confused look. "What's your issue, Jackie?" x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"What? It's where you come from, innit?" x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"I'm the one who was mindin' their own business, takin' a nap, boy..." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"I've shot men for less, Jackie." He muttered, sitting up to pull up his trousers. "I've shot at /you/ for less." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

"You always made a good target. Quick, jittery, annoying..." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…

He let out a stiff chuckle, stretching a little. "Suppose your uncle does act the same..." x.com/DrinkUpSavvy1/…