I'm afraid that's above your pay grade. krystal

I'll never talk! krystal

Seniors, remember to get plenty of sleep for your exams and put the answers to your math exam on your calculator so you can cheat off of it.

Please do your drinking and drugging at home. We're not getting our security deposit back and I hope you're happy.

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It's over!

Wait, it starts tomorrow? Uggh.

Did you hear that kids from another school want to come HERE? Do you know what that means? It means we're finally better than someone else!

It's important to make a clear policy of what kids can and can't do on the wifi. Think of the harm they could cause! For example:

It's a good thing there's no other way for kids to get unfiltered internet access on their phones. That would be terrible!

Due to the success of our "85210. Live it." campaign, we're doing it again. We're calling it "420. Smoke it."

Maybe by the time we start doing portfolio presentations we'll have figured out what portfolio is actually for.

How long until Mr. DeSantis gets fired? Taking all bets.

Who are you calling "savage"? @therealsam_8

LRT: Read that thing.

Maybe Mr. Wehrli's resignation is just his way of getting an extended winter break.

With all the firings and resignations at this school, you might think something's wrong with the administration. But actually,

Looks like there's a new Pioneer parody account on the block: instagram.com/foodofpvrs/

I didn't even realize that when I started this account last year, it was April 1st. At least I've had one or two good tweets since then.

The school district might be imploding, but it's not our problem anymore!