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Couldn't have said it better myself 👏

If John had shouted it as I'm on a stage and wasn't told beforehand that he was there, I'd be embarrassed, go back stage, ask what happened, be told why, what and when then gone and found him, give him a hug, laughed and said "fuck all to worry about, how are you pal?". If I'd

Oh..

I had a feeling my neighbor is going to steal my car. So I stole his car first. And kidnapped his children. Then burned down his house. Everything is normal.

I want these people to suffer once this administration is done. I want them all dragged in front of hearings on live TV in front of America about their lies. Lies that cause huge damage. I fucking hate this woman. She is demonic. She is despicable.

Oh god someone who doesn’t know chemistry or biochemistry This is a classic chemistry fallacy—pretending that a substance is either “good” or “bad” regardless of dose, form, and exposure. Toxicology doesn’t work that way. As Paracelsus said centuries ago: “The dose makes the

When your crimes are so bad, even Switzerland stops being neutral.

That's my girl!

I've been saying this for ages.

President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran. • An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch." • An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton. • An Obama aide says “no recent

There's a bird singing at 2.08am! What's that about? Does the really early bird get something better than worms ?

Found myself in an elevator with a FREAKISHLY tall man today. Me: So...you know what I'm going to ask. Him: 6'8". And you know what *I'm* going to ask. Me: 4'11". And that was all that was said between us because what would a giraffe and a Hobbit have to talk about anyway??

Just watching your 'headline article'. Why do you put articles like this as the main news? Discuss it later on in the programme and put the main information in a separate programme.

every time an Elephant makes the news for killing someone, they always have a pretty valid reason