Dipper Pines 🌲 (@pinetreedipper) 's Twitter Profile
Dipper Pines 🌲

@pinetreedipper

Professional anomaly-hunter and mystery-solver. If you've got a ghost that needs exorcising, call me! I take payment in popsicles.

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Looking into the new-found Labubu craze. It CAN'T just be an organically made trend, can it? No. No, it has to be mass hypnosis to praise the Labubu God! Or, uh... maybe everyone who owns a Labubu is a puppet, or something. [Furiously clicking his pen in thought.]

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This Deku guy wants to kill me. Geez, this is... what, the tenth time someone has attempted to murder me? ... huh. Really makes you think.

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IF YOU HAVE GREEN HAIR, FRECKLES, AND YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE SUPERPOWERS: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME. (I CAN and WILL curse your bloodline for the next twelve generations.)