#Attention everyone today is Stone Cold Steve Austins Birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE! Stone Cold. Parody. LethalTexan Now gimme a HELL YEAH! 🍺

#BirthdayFunGame I forgot to add Steve's UN's! GUYS @ someone you think deserves a Stunner! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂 CAUSE THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE Stone Cold. Parody. LethalTexan said so! 🍺RT

#HappyBirthdayStonecold LethalTexan Stone Cold. Parody. I got truck load of Steveweisers heading your way STEVE! RT

Happy birthday you stupid idiot. LethalTexan Stone Cold. Parody.

Aye jus' wanted ta say #HappyBirthdayStoneCold From tha Balor club! Hope ya have good one me love! LethalTexan Stone Cold. Parody. 🍺🤘🎂

Drinks beers! Drinks some beers! Drinks some more beers! Then have some good sex! [Gives ya wink back] x.com/TexasAllure/st…

#MerryXMasEve to my beautiful wife Stephanie M Helmsley. Parody. I love you Steph. #TripleHDemands RT

Do y'all want to play a Christmas game with ol' Stone Cold? On my next tweet. I will give the starter tweet. Y'all can take it from there! WHAT?! ❄🎄🎅🍺

[Grins devilishly then scoops you up straddling my waist. Spanks your ass once with a free hand. Kisses your lips.] Oh, hell, yeah! x.com/TexasAllure/st…

"If you want ol' Stone Cold to open up a can whip ass on [@ who you think needs a Christmas Stunner] Then GIMME A HELL YEAH! WHAT?! #StoneCold #WWEXmas ❄⛄🎅🎄🍺👊 RT

Trish why Trish? What she do too ya darlin'! [laughs.] x.com/TexasAllure/st…

Flipped account. Gwen Stacy aka Spider-Gwen Part of the Avengers and saving the world with my love @SardonicSpidey. Part of Avengers HQ. Parody.. #BoneHead #Marvel #Avengers RT

Lance Hunter. Agent of S.H.I.E.LD. Married to the beautiful @FatalHellBeast. Part of Avengers HQ. Parody.. #BoneHead #Marvel #Avengers #AgentsofSHIELD RT

Flipped account. Mantis. Member of the Guardians of the Galaxy under Peter Quill. Parody and Gamora. Parody.. Taken by Drax. Parody.. Part of Avengers HQ. Parody.. #BoneHead #Marvel #Avengers #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy RT

Flipped account. Stakar Ogord. Leader of the Stakar Ravager Clan. Part of Avengers HQ. Parody.. #BoneHead #Marvel #Avengers #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy RT

#NewFC Victor Romanov. Agent of S.H.I.E.LD. Brother of Black Widow ⧗ Natasha 💢 // Radiant Parody and Natalie R Stark. || Iron Widow. Parody.. Taken by my love Katie Talbot. Parody. Part of Avengers HQ. Parody.. #BoneHead #Marvel #Avengers #AgentsofSHIELD OC RT

I love ya too! And, OH, HELL YEAH! THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! #HappyAustinDay RT x.com/TexasAllure/st…