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⠀⠀⠀⠀⚔️ 𝕻𝖆𝖜𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖙𝖞 ⚔️ Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ FFXIV Rᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴘᴀɢᴇ. Wɪʟʟ ᴍᴏᴏɴʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴀs ᴀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ. Rᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ “ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴅ ᴀs sᴜᴄʜ”. • Mᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. • Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ. • 𝙉𝙊𝙉-𝙒𝙊𝙇.

Ugh—No! Come here.

. . .Does someone want a treat? ( She’s holding out snacks. )

Da-Chao beans—! They’re gooooood.

( She popped into his mouth. Hopefully he could chew it. . . ) Good right?

( A little surprised—but glad he enjoyed it none the less. ) Whooa! Most people can’t handle those beans!

We eat them like candy over in Wutai. Buuut you do have sharp pointy teeth.

Knocking over some barrels. Oops.

“Huh—?” She’s already moved the barrels back into place. She works quick, at least. “You remind me of Cid!”

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀immortal he. ⠀

“Think Cid would read me a bedtime story?”

Her hands went behind her back, swinging them along. She had no idea where she was! “Nope! There’s a lot of weird things here. You don’t even have materia! Who doesn’t have that?”

“Aw man!”

“That a challenge?” She hopped back, pretending like she was fighting him. Her arms did a punching motion, with a few sound effects added to it.

Oh. Busted. “Me? That couldn’t be! I would never mug anyone—nor do I know about materia. . .” Nervous laughing. Help.

Her arms crossed, a small huff coming from her. “I’m not dumb! I just thought I could put on up over you.” She paused, “Up in age? You don’t look / too / old.”

This is a trap. She knows this. But will she take the bait? Probably. “Uhhhh, you look at least 33–“

I didn’t know the old man had a death wish.