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Miss Margo Adler

@PiecesofMargo

Struggling alcoholic, former academic, bookworm, traveler, professional and recreational sadomasochist. Experienced prodomme. https://t.co/gkhva99cGr

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linkhttp://www.piecesofmargo.net calendar_today18-12-2011 20:14:36

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Client-facing Twitter is emotional labor for me and a lot of tap-dancing and selfies and pics of what I'm cooking for dinner and I just hate doing it. The only people I want to interact with are on piecesofmargo account.

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Out-of-town client I've seen before emails me to ask me why I never update my client-facing work Twitter. I just told him it wasn't productive marketing for me. Which is true. But what's ALSO true is that I HATE providing free content for a bunch of randos who will never book.

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Once again, I have a glut of right-wing weirdos I don't follow parroting their tweets ('Have 10 kids by 25!' 'The Great Replacement Theory is TRUUU!') on my timeline. I never get left-wing tweets from people I don't follow. Elon's doing, I'm sure.

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I waited around for this guy ALL DAY when I had errands to run.
At least it motivated me to clean the bathroom and kitchen and fix my hair/makeup.

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Well, I think it's safe to say that he flaked on me. He's an hour late and not responding to emails. He's never done this before but there's a first time for everything.
I'm going to Mom's house to eat some ice cream. All that I've had today is a granola bar.
So discouraging.

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ARRGH my client is trying to lowball me! 'Hey I just paid my taxes is $300 okay? I said yes because I am broke and there's no sex but now I hope he gets bedbugs. I hate it when they do this and I don't have enough money to tell them 'That's insulting, get lost.'

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On that note: I'm always amazed that most men will just undress and throw their clothes on the floor, even if they're wearing an expensive suit that's going to get wrinked. In domme sessions I say 'Do I look like your mother?'
'No!'
'Then PICK UP YOUR CLOTHES AND HANG THEM UP!'

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Okay we've got five layers between the top of the comforter and the mattress and fresh pillows. I think my guy will be safe as long as I don't let him put his clothes on the floor. I'll be them in the living room and just say 'I haven't mopped this week, they're dirty.'

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