“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

Shit doodle idk

:/

— [ ⍶ ] — sa gitna ng pakikinig sa meeting bigla siyang umubo pilit niyang sinasalo sa likod ng kamao. lumapit ang sekretarya, inabutan siya ng isang baso ng tubig. Tinanggap niya iyon nang may maikling tango at sinilip ang talaan sa likod ng journal: hindi naman? Hmm.

roxie: i am very upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better basil: roxie: no nieto: roxie: don't basil: *brings pido into the room* roxie, fighting back a smile: ano ba

[quezmena, seeing quirox interact for the first time] nonong: they're cute nonong: i would put them in a boat serging: ... kisi, do you mean ship them?

nonong: you have no idea what i'm capable of! wood: don't take this personally, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake. *cue cabinet crisis*

basil: is something burning? nieto: yes, my love for you. basil: manolo, the toaster is on fire.

paeng: want to play 20 questions? sengseng: sure. what's your favorite color? paeng: soup. do you like guys

On May 6, 1942, the Battle of Corregidor ended with the surrender of General Jonathan Wainwright IV. Some 10,000 Filipino and American troops were captured by the Japanese. General William Sharp followed suit, surrendering on May 10. history-ph.blogspot.com/2017/05/bataan… #FilipinoHistorian

𖧧 ┊ hinintay na matapos ang pagpupulong ng nobyo bago kumatok sa kanyang opisina. pagpasok ay may ngiti at hiya sa mukha, alam na malamang sa hindi nakarating sa kanya ang sinabi ni pido "mahal, tapos ka na ba sa trabaho?"

⠀ 　　 　　　　༽ ⟢ ៸៸ Basilio José Segundo Pica Valdes , Manuel Nieto y Martínez ⁎ ⠀