All my fruit trees are starting to blossom.

At the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, an eight-minute episode of a new show, ‘SpongeBob SquarePants,’ airs. Kids go crazy for it, but they won’t get to see the full series until July 17.

The Carrot has ordered Tacos

We are so fucking back.

Still thankful everyday that @Jack and Twitter suspended Dory @Girlposts and other Cringe Tweetdeck accounts back in 2018.

Greatful every day for it. Thank you guys. 🙏

Weren't they gonna try this in like 2017 but they couldn't because it was just too Controversial?

🚨TREVOR IS BACK I REPEAT TREVOR IS BACK 🚨

Nigga got that Temu drip

We out here at 3am

Bro the police even don't want to get involved 💀

The Carrot on his way to collect the $3 he earned from the Impressions he made from the Courthouse tweet

(He will never get it)

Oh. Nothing happens again.

Guy catches Rooster sleeping and wakes him instead

CIVIL WAR HAS STARTED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🚨Just in: The NYPD has moved into Columbia University. The raid has started.

Allan Lichtman just hinted Biden would win in 2024?