My momma: “gimme all yo birthday money imma put it somewhere safe”

Me:

These new racist jokes are just UNMATCHED😂

People with iPhones who say “I ain’t got Apple Pay”... You do, you jus kinda slow

What do Mexicans call this? Lol I know what niggas call it

She fell like the toys when Andy walks in the room 😭😭😭

The reason why u never see nazis & cops in the same place is the same reason why u never see Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana in the same room

We’re bringing real promo back! next stop, put the bloopers at the end of the movie again!

Bro is 22 years old and is whooping out the DX celebration against 3 all stars in a playoff game on the road.

Dude is actually crazy 😭

dx chop in the playoffs while beating the dog sh*t out yo opponent is some of the most top tier disrespect I’ve seen.

4L that’s on Uncle Ben

Damn this nigga is really iCarly

When a big back catch you cheating with a little back 😳🤦🏾‍♂️

This who Zion was thirsting over.....

This mf just blew my whole day. Ugly ass nigga

I am not a crazy ex. You will not hear from me again

That plus this to wash it down tho!!

Ooooo weeee them tittieș longer then the last hour at work 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

Niqqas b like“I do construction”whole time they b holdin the stop sign in the street

Calling me Zaddy aint gone make me pay for no zinner, no ziquor, no zails, no zashes, no Zills or buy shit for them Zids.. On Zod 🤣🤣

Strippers don’t have ACs in their homes.

Onlyfans…🥴