Saying 'at least the bear won't rape me' is like allowing an M-80 firecracker to blow off all your fingers and then being like 'well, at least I didn't stub my toe.'

These people burn the country down, tell you to ignore it, then give each other awards for it.

#VonSchitzenpants won't stick any more than 'Fuckface Von Clownstick' did. People'll forget about it in a week.

Physiognomy Check

Saw #PuppyKiller trending and thought we were talking about how Fauci de-vocalized a bunch of dogs so that they wouldn't make noise as he had them tortured and eaten by insects.

'Child sewer orgy' didn't work as a novel plot point either, but that certainly didn't stop your cocaine-addled ass from writing it.

Any 'doctor' who does this should be arrested.

Somebody asked for a Rabbi Shmuley

I guess OJ caught the real killer at last.