Ulises Llama (@phwoffy) 's Twitter Profile
Ulises Llama

@phwoffy

she/her - ally - socialist - cake-baker - Classic reader - Corvid feeder - music listener - dreamer

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calendar_today30-03-2009 11:41:15

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I have over 14 hours of music from 2024 on my Best of the Year list, but unfortunately, it won't ever be narrowed down because Mum Does The Washing is the only song of 2024 that I can listen to now.

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Absolutely desperate for England to win the World Cup led by a German, because fuck all these people furious at "woke manager appointments". (And after that, I never want them to win anything again.)

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Hi Twitter. Regular intervals of Fuck the Tories have been replaced with... Fuck the Labour Party. And fuck Wes Streeting, specifically. And fuck anybody who is pleased by this.

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Ignoring everything else because everybody else is saying it, but the lad needs himself a better writer because that reads to me like he thinks the Holocaust happened in October 2023.

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It makes so much sense that the dude from Matmos has posted such a tribute to David Lynch. I don't know of David Lynch ever listened to Matmos, but if he did he would have LOVED them.

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I don't tweet anymore but if I did, this tweet would be for the utter beautiful chaos of David Lynch's mind. Go on, put Peaks on again.

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Finally ACTUALLY doing it. phwoffy.bsky.social - let me know who you are, if you want, and we can fuck the Tories (and everyone else!!) elsewhere.