Got my bag ready to go see Trixie Mattel™ and Katya next weekend in NOLA. Ready to gag all you bitches with the glam.

If you ordered Trixie Mattel™ from Wish. LOVED you tonight in NOLA!

Turns out that Academy Sports is not your Target demographic for your merch, Trixie Mattel™ I’m wearing the tee with your face covering the entire front. I did get asked to help lift a barbecue grill into someone’s truck though.

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

I have got to try this failing upward thing.

I was not consulted, but l firmly believe the best place to train for a boxing match is JoAnn Fabrics.

There are too many rockets and mean people here.

This was a rough year Here's hoping the Next is a little Smoother

Let’s play the TikTok purple ticket game. If you hit up mine, I’ll get you back. Just leave me your TT @ in the comments. tiktok.com/t/ZP8NELrXT/

🌺 I have managed to keep my decorative soaps in shrink wrap throughout the holidays.

He’s the most divisive president we’ve ever had. He’s a horrible person. He represents the very worst of us. And we just put him in power again.

After millions of views spreading lies about the Palisades firefighters lacking water because of regulations, the boring truth comes late like usual and wont be shared. Here it is: 1 - Reservoirs and water tanks were at normal levels and completely full before the fire. 2 - All

Not now, JoAnn fabrics, not now.

Get in the car, Fran. We have two days to stock up on tic tacs.

Carol doesn’t even know what to do with a fitted sheet.

@Maga_Trigger get a rope...

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