Remember the old saying "Dogs are man's best friend.". Remember what that old saying was for women!? "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."

Fellas, have you ever been dating a girl and it’s going well and her best friend told you something that made you end the relationship?

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I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He

Desiree Kindness is priceless ❤️

She's thinking "If I'm not getting any then no else should, even the ducks"

Marriage summed up…

99 ways to not open a car when you have every possible tool. Blow torch, hammer and wedge, drill, suction device, ball and pump, pry bar.

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Don't start drugs at a young age.

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A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10,

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying

The following is an actual question from a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, along with a real student’s answer. The student’s response was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the absolute pleasure of