[Slides on my rubber gloves after washing my hands, walking over to Swain. and letting a deep sigh escape my lips. Giving him a deadpan stare as I grumbled to him.] Heard I needed to test you.. Really? I mean.. /Really/?

You’re laughing now but these tests.. [Pinches the bridge of my nose after nudging the frame of my glasses off it, sighing in disappointment.] You would be the one to stick your dick in crazy.

Apparently I need to teach someone sex ed, if this is his reaction to one question.

Next time, wear a condom. Solves all the problems!

[Sighs, drags out a stool to sit on and places a sign down that reads.] “Free STD testing, no cost.”

Might as well do it in case he’s gone around with anyone else unprotected. [Shrugs, grinning sheepishly.]

[Finger guns you and smirks.] Exactly, you get it!

Haha, thank you sweetheart!

Haha glad it brought you laughs!

Damn.. a flamethrower for crabs? That’s one way to cook them.. I mean treat them.

[Walks away because I’m a professional doctor, I’m a professional doctor, I’m a professional doctor.]