ET goes home 👽❤️ After several days in the hospital (neither one of us were doing great but they’ve gotten us to a safe discharge point) and multiple unplanned NICU field trips, we’re freeeeeeeeee God it’s so good to be home. And Georgie’s accepting him surprisingly well 🎉

ODT

It’s Budget Day, Godspeed to anyone in the social development sector, it’s going to be a bumpy ride

Tell me again how the pay equity thing wasn’t about the govt saving money…

Means testing the first year of Best Start payments is cruel. You can’t whinge about the birth rate going down and then make it harder for people to feasibly have children.

I’m convinced that single parents are part octopus because what do you mean you’re dressing and feeding a baby with one pair of hands????

Accidentally dropped onion dip on my newborns head trying to eat one handed…absolutely nailing this parenting thing 😅🤦🏼‍♀️

“Sleep when the baby sleeps” ma’am, my newborn has FOMO and actively fights sleep in case he misses out on something interesting when he’s sleeping

Watching Trump and Elon fight:

Today is a huge win for every woman concerned she acted like a psycho during her last breakup

BREAKING NEWS Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Only place he will consistently sleep is with his face squished against mine. The bassinet is surplus to requirements in his mind (for safe sleeping practices he must suffer the indignity of the bassinet and he’s got lots of complaints about it).

Someone explain the plot to him.

Parenting update week five: Georgie and Noah have started unionising and we expect their collective bargaining demands any day now

After eleven long and very taxing weeks, Noah’s FINALLY getting the hang of breast feeding 🎉 which means I can drop some pumping sessions which I’m thrilled about because hate pumping with a burning passion. Feat. Noah in a milk coma after a big feed this afternoon ❤️