Ayo FINN , it might actually be time for us to find a 9–5.

Should I fomo back into $Cupsey? PAUSE.

Good morning. Still trying to catch a runner in August.

Let’s play some ball.

Right now it’s literally a no-brainer. You make a launchpad, give away absurd money to creators, ride the hype for 3/4 days, and whatever the launchpad shills goes to millions. Then you let the hype die while rugging your main tokens. And there you go, retirement plan for life.

Still 13 days left in August, Cupsey is already up $945,000 in 17 days. He hasn’t had a red day since December 21, 2024 (stats on Axiom don’t go further back). That’s 240 consecutive green days for Cupsey.

Rumors are circulating that Tom might be working on something very big. I bought a small bag of some Bonk tokens. If this is true, they’re all going to skyrocket.

Bets PNLs are coming at the end of August. Now I’m rocking with the Red Sox.

Cryptobeast aka Elio keeps getting exposed by ZachXbt for the crimes he committed and continues to commit. Can X take down his account once and for all so more people won’t lose their money falling for his scams?

LOL

Don't fall for this guy James Wynn, he is clearly sponsored by Hyperliquid to open these absurd trades and push his referrals with the platform. No actual trader would risk his own money with this kind of risk management.

Going with my favourite game.

Dry August is real…

So FINN just deployed $YZY, where all the royalties go to Kanye. The token literally hit $3M in 10 seconds, now just imagine if Kanye actually claims those fees.

1s chart of the $YZY launch. Tomorrow we’re going to see a lot of montages like “ +$22,000 on $YZY “ from those snipers who pay 10k a month for Twitter API.

Huge red candle from 9M to 3M on $YZY, looks like a big farm…

Who is a better dev?

Back to MLB, let’s rock it

BonkFun is ranked 1 among launchpads as you can see.