oh great - another cold

Sons of the Desert at the Royal Court last night was fantastic. Never laughed so much

Ever had that feeling that someone's having you over a barrel...

I won't have a bad word said about National Express - I always had a good ride with them

wow Sandra Bullock would get my vote anytime

Woken from my deep sleep by the dog growling in his. Wonder what that dream entails ? Mine was putting up finest shelving in my kitchen !

Waving not drowning ...

Waving not drowning - it's a Stevie Smith kinda thing (go Google it )

You just made my day :-)

haha The Tate is so full of it. lot of beardies gushing over such a lot of nonsense. 'Roy is a Homo' - is he really ? And if so, who cares ?

the company couldn't have been better though...beat any of the exhibits there :-)

Man where's all my energy gone ?

Lou Reed dead. was a massive influence :-(

I am tired/I am weary/I could sleep for a thousand years - iter vestrum sit tutum et fortunatem et optima experientia vestra Lou Reed

Breaking Bad episode is on a faulty disc - having to watch it in intermittent slo-mo grrrrah

Twatted haha

Don't get pissed and go on e-bay. That's a fact.

A bread maker ? FFS !!

Headache for the whole day - c'mon give me break here

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