Guys I won the BetArabia predictions 🤣

76th sneeze in a row as we speak and counting. Thank you pollen.

I’m on the bill with these legends. Come.

Since the recent surge of followers on my Instagram, I’ve been followed by people with the following Bios: - Proud Wife. - Proud Mom. - Proud Christian. Can you please list the achievements of your spouse & kids please? Pretty sure you dream of murdering them sometimes.

What’s up with traffic jam?

- شو بيعمل الوالد؟ - Papi عضو.

Andor continues to be the best creation in the Star Wars universe. Incredible.

When you’re completely shattered and the cafe next to your house is blasting Goo Goo Dolls’ Iris.

Nothing hits you harder than a WhatsApp group planning your 20th year high school reunion.

عرص ديمقراطي.

2 units of AB+ blood type needed at Notre Dame du Liban (Jounieh) for my Grandma. If you can donate please call: 71 263 127 Thank you. ❤️🤍

Forza Juve. :))))

- Lebanon: So glad we’re not involved in this. - Israeli Drone:

Question for my resident IG astrologers, manifesters and life coaches: Does it still count if I wish upon those shooting stars that are coming from Iran?

Overheard on a rooftop bar: “J’espekh que le DJay va jouer Sky Full of Stakhs quand les missiles passent” #JeSuisJidagh

I don’t know if it’s the « International Call Philippe Day » again today, but please refrain unless it’s a matter of life or death.

The greatest invention since bread came sliced? Watermelon chunks sliced in a cup.

AlJazeera completely ignoring the strikes on Qatar?

15 years ago, an anonymous girl left me a gift at Charlie’s: 2 CDs (“Noah and the Whale” & “Metric”) and little souvenirs from Toledo, Spain, handed to the bartenders. To this day, I have no idea who she was. A random Metric song reminded me of this.

Where can I take my friends to watch Riyadi vs Sagesse tomorrow, where I wouldn’t die for cheering for Riyadi? Any neutral restaurant or what you call Café?