Oh Newark international airport how I have not missed you #thisplacesucks

Baby girl is 8 weeks old already

The Ottoman Empire still existed when the Cubs won their last World Series! Details --> omgf.ac/ts/Qev

I Suck!

Two weeks left in my teaching career - not sure how I feel about that

@AmberNicollette yeah moving on going to go do something different but I'm still going to coach

Who the hell is Jodi Aries and why does anyone care

"@JackHartmann9: Here we go Los Angeles Dodgers we rule LA" yeah in every way but the standings

@landersmayer Where are you?

Getting on a plane to ny with 3 kids under 4 this should be interesting #whatwasithinking

“Buster Olney: The Cubs designated Carlos Marmol for assignment, and called up OFer Brian Bogusevic.” About fucking time!

Well this fucking sucks!

@AmberNicollette my boy Jonas just made best friends with a girl that plays club at LMU her name is Sam

@AmberNicollette she said she know you

@landersmayer rule number 2: never listen to landers

“Herd w/Colin Cowherd: Morning HERD! We're working on the #BlazingFive #intheHERD. What games do YOU want picked?” Can the Gmen really go 0-4?

HOLY SHIT!!!!! What are the giants doing

Just found out I'm going to jimmy Buffett next week! #hellyeah

How dumb are the people in this country that companies feel the need to warn people in their commercials that cars can't jump onto trains

Watching 7 DEADLY SINS S1 Ep2 on shoanyti.me SHO_Network #Showtime