In 2022, people thought I worked on Phi because my twitter username was PhiMarHal. I'm too lazy to bother with disclaimers but thankfully the project died so it kinda worked out for everyone.

The many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics dictates every possibility is realised somewhere. Even then, a lone exception to that rule exists. Despite infinite universes, no world exists where having a higher marketcap on Zora matters more than Instagram followers.

Share a piece of lore on small acts of superstition in your everyday life.

Four Horsemen of Scammer Excuses (David has used at least 2)

I don't think I've ever seen a banner more dystopic (ChatGPT). "Our stuff just got better: your rights are further restricted." Congrats Lord Sama. You may not release the best models, but you make the best doomporn.

That awkward moment when you realise Google never asks for your id because it identifies you as a 70 years old based on your viewing patterns.

Twitter nuked visibility for unpaid accounts so hard I get the same exclusive demographics in every tweet: organic gigabrains who followed me for a while (luv u guys ty) and kaito farmers who think interacting with me will get them points. What an odd state of things.

"you've reached your usage limits" was such a clever rebranding of "touch grass". Whoever coined it should get a raise.

OK this is not fun anymore, I ran out until 3pm. Started at 3 again. Could only go until 4:30. Now I'm capped out until 8pm. 8pm!!! What am I supposed to do, Claude, use my OWN BRAIN?! Screw that. I'll talk to Qwen. You made me.

My game is in this tournament! Pretty generous prize pot from the team, too: first, second and third place by the end of this weekend all get $50. Play AESOPNE, friends. remix.gg/?game=8722124e…

"FBPE, Cooperative AI, Humanism, Human rights, Genocide." I can't be the only person who reads a bio like that and thinks they're pro genocide first. Not trying to be funny. It's just the way it parses, before conscious mind takes over.