lol ok

Boris Johnson forgot his ID on purpose to be a top five news story on an election night. Discuss.

Hey, what idiot called the new Luca Guadagnino movie CHALLENGERS, and not BALL ME BY YOUR GAME? Strong tweet press 'post'

They gave him £3000 to go, do tell all your Sun readers that. Sure they’ll be just delighted

My tl is full of ads with people squeezing toothpaste out of a plastic dogs arsehole and we’re just cursed really.

Imagine MPs had to do a 50-page form every 12mths to prove they were still an MP & a Parliament P60 was ignored & untrained staff asked why they thought they were an MP & they got turned down if they’d not been in the Commons recently & at the end they got 1/10th of their salary.

for fucks sake

'Thames Water 💧 pumped sewage into the River Thames near Marlow for more than 10 hours last night – despite a representative for the company admitting that the frequent discharges are ‘not right’ and put the health of local people and the enviro at risk.'

bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/24285336.…

Had my bougie brunch listening to a blokes monologue on the next table about his disruptive unconventional approach to work & basically he’s spent the money, the deadlines long passed & he’s yet to make a start & can’t be rushed & young Sir, I am in genuine awe.

I love him so so much. #poohknife

I could use my lovely blue tick to go off on some thousand word diatribe about how beyond awful these low-lying scoundrels are, but instead I’ll just stick with: register to vote, make sure you have the right ID to vote, and vote.

Ah yes, it rained and Thames Water 💧 as usual empties the bowels of its sewage system into the nearest river.

Well, at least 1 journalist who won't be repeating the £XXk for pushing buttons nonsense

EMPTY HANDED
NO SHINY THINGS FOR SAR-SAR.
and my posh shoes made my feet look like yeasted dough, rising up all pillowy.
Leaving the house is a very poor notion.

Tory staff running network of anti-Ulez Facebook groups riddled with racism and abuse theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

In which I say stuff and also do swears.

For anyone not previously acquainted with Chris Philp:

Fuck around and find out. You love to see it. Longing to see who stumps up for those costs.

Well.