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Nick Pettigrew

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The paperback edition of ‘Anti Social’ is out now. Buy it, why don’t you?

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Diplomatic relations between the UK and Greece seem to be on the mend this morning as Downing St takes delivery of an enormous wooden horse.

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Every day reveals a new way in which he is completely, fundamentally unsuited to a job nobody wanted him to have and he doesn't seem to want to do.

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(Drains pint of Stella, gestures 'same again' at the bar staff who ignore him & takes a drag on his vape)
'Batman? Nah, not watched it, mate. I was meant to be in that, y'know. Oh, yeah. Begged me, the director did. Said they'd made the suit up & everything. Couldn't be arsed.'

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Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton used a meeting with Britain’s Saudi ambassador to win access to Foreign Office commercial staff for the disgraced Australian financier Lex Greensill, emails show.

thetimes.co.uk/article/david-…

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You can tell if somebody likes butter by putting a buttercup under their chin. In other news, I'm no longer allowed to see if people like the moon.

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Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop

Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop
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'If Bilbo is wearing that ring that makes him invisible and he steals a carrot and shoves it up his arse, does the carrot go invisible too?'
'No, I meant questions about the job.'
'Okay, if I was at work and I had a ring that made me invisible...'

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United fans singing sign on when one of their own has spent his life campaigning against child poverty. Feel ashamed for them.

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My boomer opinion is that I hate hearing the Wilhelm Scream in films. I know it's meant to be a little nod for film buffs but it invariably takes me right out of any film I'm watching.

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💥 EXCLUSIVE: A hardline Nazi, who has called for Sam Smith to be gassed and refers to black people as “c**ns” and “monkeys”, is appearing as a historian on Channel 5 tonight about the 1928 London floods.

Thread below 🧵

💥 EXCLUSIVE: A hardline Nazi, who has called for Sam Smith to be gassed and refers to black people as “c**ns” and “monkeys”, is appearing as a historian on @channel5_tv tonight about the 1928 London floods. Thread below 🧵
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