This is my 4 x yearly alert to Australian parents to remind your kid to empty their lunchbox & bag tonight. Avoid post traumatic mold stress from biohazardous lunch waste in 2 weeks time. Check all pockets! You live with the oversight forever: you cannot un-smell it.

Hi all, Alan Baxter 💀📖👊🥃🤘 has had his account suspended. You can find him at the other place. Please repost to make sure everyone sees

There is no such thing as a vegan cat. Cats are obligate carnivores, + they can only get nutrients from a complete, meat based diet. Don't listen to people who tell you your cat can be vegan. They can't. If you're a vegan and you don't want to feed your cat meat, don't have a cat

*crab-walked

The average President/Ex-President has been changed with 2 felonies over the course of U.S. history. 🇺🇸

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#FIFAWWC | #BeyondGreatness

This moment.

So if I don’t hit update, does that mean I don’t have to look at Space Karen’s stupid fuckin’ signature on my home screen?

I thought this was a shot from the new Dune trailer until I read it.

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Omg

Debate me, boats

Thank you for coming to 'BABYMETAL WORLD TOUR 2023 in Melbourne'🪩

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Well that was pretty epic! Well done girls and everyone involved! The band smashed it.

Moa is my spirit animal.

#BABYMETALinMelbourne #BABYMETALWORLDTOUR2023

Here we go!

#BABYMETALWORLDTOUR2023

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...

On my way into town for Gabriela Silva tonight and the gods above seem pleased. Pumped for this.

If you see this tweet, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.