it amazes me that most companies find a "25 cent" increase to pay a big deal and act like you owe them. When meanwhile Rent in almost every city is going up by hundreds of dollars per month, meanwhile, the quarter is literally just 40 bucks. Thanks man.

Dear HR and Hiring teams, please explain to me why you need every last detail of my life on your application down to the last moment I took a shit. We both know you're not reading it. Even if you chose to call me in, I know, you didn't read it. So why the whole annoying process?

If only players spent half the time they spent on flaming their junglers on the enemy junglers : ^) no ganks would ever work again

I feel like im going to get made fun of but this jacko combo is so fucking hard, becuase the way you do it, is you can't drop the minion but to avoid dropping the minion you have to hold the command for a brief second, before u go in to kick. Which just feels weird

The jokes write themselves

*taps mic* this thing still on?