I had this hanging on the back of the door as a goal dress for a decade. Not sure why this dress- other than this is one of the least forgiving fabrics and therefore I would have to feel super confident to wear it.

Bear. Bear. Bear. Bear. Bear. Bearbearbearbearbearbearbear.

We are finally starting to get some posts from Republicans after the deadly storm in Texas.

I have cried so many tears over what is happening at Camp Mystic in Texas with the little girls who are missing after the flooding. But I’m also enraged - righteous indignation - because the never ending chaos and tragedy was preventable. You voted for the wrong people.

They’re eating each other. Love to see it.

Uhhhh

Let me translate this post for you: “My base is mad that I’m avoiding the Epstein files… so here’s a shiny distraction: I’m threatening to strip Rosie O’Donnell of her citizenship.”

So… does she have to meet with an HRier HR? #jumbotron #Coldplay #CEO

I’m not normally a conspiracy nut, but I think Thiel, Murdoch, and all the Project 2025 ghouls are now taking Trump out to install Vance. Otherwise, why was it THEM releasing the letter NOW?

I hate to say it, but I don’t think Maxwell is safe no matter if she is pardoned or not. Too much of a risk for Trump.

I, for one, am shocked.

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Trump's cratering in polls continues. Crushing new Gallup numbers: Overall approval: 37% On immigration: 38% On economy: 37% On trade: 36: Federal budget: 29% Overall approval among independents: 29% news.gallup.com/poll/692879/in…

I planned on spending my evening cleaning. Instead I got stoned while watching murder shows and FB ingrown toenail correction videos.

1) There is a reason why it should never, ever, be a political stunt or “let’s get tough” show of force to send the National Guard out against Americans. This became one of the most iconic photos of the Vietnam War era: The Kent State Massacre. Let’s see more next⬇️

I hope that the National Guard will be able to crack down on wheelies before they are riding no handed.

we did it!!! feminism :) J.K. Rowling

I quit my side gig at Walmart just before I could have become Shrimp Girl. SMH

After sending the FBI to raid John Bolton's home, Trump will charge Obama with paying hush money to a porn star, accuse Biden of assaulting E. Jean Carroll, indict Clinton for bank fraud, and accuse Gavin Newsom of having cankles and a tiny penis.

Sorry, I have plans. Yes, all day. The plans: