#Theatre #accessibility and inclusivity needs radical change. Please help me out and share this as much as possible? (If theatre isn’t for you, pls say why if you can?)

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This pillock sunning himself on the trampoline post-bath. Nob. Love him though

You’ll all be delighted, I’m sure, to know that I’ve just completed this weeks Aldi shop without incident, without being a “financial disaster” and without doing anything that would make my parents ashamed of the way they brought me up.

We are at the point in the evolution of man where I can’t tell if it’s satire anymore.

What do we reckon, blackmail or coke debt?

Big “she was asking for it dressed like that” energy from this absolute whopper

Happy 2 years since a Sea Devil called the Doctor a twat

Hugh Grant Perhaps now start a move to get the law changed to prevent billionaires silencing their critics like this.

Someone on my FB has started up a business making these and I think Our Rach would love them

It’s been over 17 years since a condom has been near me, but still whenever I see something ribbed I say to myself “for extra pleasure” and smirk.

If you can’t take down a Tunnock’s teacake in one bite you need to re-evaluate your life choices

🚨 Channel 4 update: Rachel Riley

'We have reminded Rachel of her obligations as a contributor to Channel 4 programming.' A Channel 4 spokesperson informed MailOnline.

Sorry COUNTDOWN, this simply isn't good enough.

People, we now have to send in our complaint through…

You’ll all be utterly shocked, I’m sure, that the photographer was a greasy haired old white man.

Bullshit.

Or what, bitch