I would like to make it clear that whilst past performance (opinions) are the best indicator of future performance (opinions) they do not in fact speak for my current opinions (performance). People change, and so they should, for the better, ideally. ✌️❣️😊

THIS WEEK ✨ After a two-year gap, @20StoriesHigh are back on the road with a double bill bursting at the seams with originality, scouse humour and grit. 👉 10 - 12 November 📍 Contact, Manchester 🎟️ Tickets from £10 🔗 Book now: bit.ly/3h4vXs5

How do you know when a social network hits puberty & starts being the worst version of itself in a childish attempt at assuming control? A distinct musky odour.

So much integrity from mini Johnson

Halloween this year really helped me understandable the true value of our legal and governance systems in a new light. Famously, possession is 9/10ths of it.

BREAKING: Parliamentarians from around the world — including Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib, Jeremy Corbyn, Leïla Chaibi, Clare Daly, Zarah Sultana MP, Idoia Villanueva, Manoj Kumar Jha and @senator_sheldon — are standing with the global movement to #MakeAmazonPay. Join them: makeamazonpay.com

Live Extinction Rebellion UK 🌍 protests outside fossil fuel kingpins and their enablers today. youtu.be/_B-n8ul29Ko