#Creation
GOD: gonna make something new here.
ANGEL: Yes ma’m.
GOD: get me a fluffy bunny.
ANGEL: ok! Love bunnies!
GOD: Now get me a moth with plenty of legs.

ANGEL:
GOD: Mix ‘em together.
ANGEL: wut?
GOD: DO IT.
ANGEL: not bad!
GOD: I’m good. Always.

PRO TIP:
Never leave a 5 year old child alone in the bathroom after you've just installed a bidet. Even IF they're going to be 6 in a month...

imagine being a person of some 'importance' in the world today, and whatever you say out loud must be considered truth. NEVER take anyone's word for it as 'truth'. EVER. And that includes politicians of BOTH sides, and the media - ALL OF IT.

I am not taking anything announced today seriously.
Have a good day.

And the women of Florida (and the men who love them in reality vs the ones who only give lip service) will vote - you can bet on that.

I bought a grocery store and gave someone $10,000 every day he survived inside! How long would you have stayed?

Some memes you can't resist.

J.D. Vance

If you have nothing better to do today, you can watch in real-time Trump lose almost $1 billion (in on-paper money).

What a stupid fucking word.
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Dirty Harry for me. What is YOUR favorite Clint Eastwood movie?🧐🔥

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You think this guy confesses to lying when he's in the confessional? I don't.

And yet, your party will NOT vote for the border control bills that are put up in the House. Make it make sense, Lil' Marco?

Kind of like the control of the GOP who is controlled by a Crazy Man in Florida - and they must do everything that crazy man tells them to. Right Lil' Marco?

You can tell when they are full of shit - they throw a bunch of babbling nonsense at you, and then when you want to show up with the receipts, they BLOCK you.
I bet he's been grabbed by trump plenty of times... whatcha think?

Tell me you can't read a profile and the pinned tweet without telling me you can't...

Why do they do this? I mean SURE it's donny with diddy but there are also pictures of OTHER people with diddy that the right will come back with in the same vein. There are PLENTY of pictures of Dem politician, including OBAMA w/diddy. This is just nonsense. It makes us look bad

'I have a giant target on my back'
Why does everything these clowns say, have to have violent undertones? And what a specific number to quote. Is that how much he's being extorted for from Bibleboy?

I saw Gene Wilder trending, and since it's Easter - well you can imagine what I thought... He Has Risen!

Happy Easter all!