Pre-Southgate 2010: last 16 2012: quarter-finals 2014: group stage 2016: last 16 Southgate 2018: semi-final 2020: final 2022: quarter-final 2024: final But sure Southgate is the problem

Looking forward to sitting back and watching the England men’s team win the next three major tournaments on the spin now that everyone’s decided the only reason we didn’t win the last three was because of Southgate

Our A team are looking for 2 friendlies, 10th and 17th August. Can any interested clubs contact Peter Borg

We now live in a world where Dominic Solanke Is a £65m footballer and no cunt blinks an eye. It genuinely baffling.

Ipswich paid a fortune for Muric 🤣

Surely one of the greatest ever assists in the premier league.

Thatcher sold the North Sea oil fields & in return we got a broken Britain & 171 billionaires. Norway kept their much smaller oil fields & today have the biggest sovereign wealth fund in the world $1.4 trillion. But yeah, it's socialists that run out of other people's money.

What if Pep’s ex wife was the tactical genius?

A shocking 89% of grassroots teams have had players approached by other coaches. Let's expose the difference between REAL coaches and poachers, and why it matters for youth football development 🧵

People don't seem to be piling on Southampton the same way they did Sheffield United last season. Despite the fact Southampton currently have four points less than Blades did at the same stage last year

On this day in 2018… 🗓️ Lee Evans scored THAT outrageous volley for Sheffield United! 🤯🤯 The technique is INSANE 🤌 #TwitterBlades

How is Josh Brownhill not in the team of the season in the Sky Bet Championship.

Interested in playing midweek football under lights? Don't miss out! Open training sessions coming soon....

John McDonnell This business of pillorying people because they "said the wrong thing" has got to stop. It's censorship by another name. By making certain topics taboo it prevents any discussion of that topic. So it never moves forward unless the ruling powers allow it. Control.

Just two guys in 2003, who hadn't yet realized that they had made one of the best songs of all time

Andy Cole was very underrated 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Mad, mad stuff.

Question Thomas Tuchel all you want but he has barely put a foot wrong. An unbeaten World Cup qualification campaign with 0 goals conceded gives him free reign to pick as he pleases in my books.