imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

Thankful we're not a turkey trot family

Shaking my girlfriend’s dad’s hand “Great grip sir I see where she gets it from”

🚨 This is wild. We are talking about actual building blocks of life found on a raw asteroid. Sugars, amino acids and nucleobases sitting out in space tell us that the recipe for life was already everywhere long before Earth formed. This matters more than people think

not actually a parody anymore that Europe’s primary export is regulation.

The CEO of Feeding America’s salary for this year was $1,113,502.

YOU'RE SHEDDING MORE PLASTIC WASHING YOUR CLOTHES THAN USING PLASTIC STRAWS Synthetic textiles: 35% of all microplastics. Your polyester shirt, nylon jacket, acrylic sweater - every wash cycle sheds thousands of plastic fibers into water systems. Wastewater treatment plants

I will watch this till the end of time saying Cooks had total control of the ball when he hit the ground

My boss is totally unhinged. He just divided a stack of resumes into two, threw one pile away and said “we can't work with unlucky people”

Once a man turns 30, he becomes interested in one of the following: - Golf - World War 2 - American or Roman History - Smoking Meats - Craft Beers - Low expense ratio ETFs - Cryptocurrencies - Saunas and Cold Plunges - Fitness trackers - Cast iron skillets -

My fav thing in the world is finding a reason to use the term choppelganger

when you tell your white friend your struggles they be like "dude that's so fucked"

Why when u get halfway done with the costco tissue box the sheets are just yellow and nasty lookin

If Kanye passed the bar before Kim it would be the pettiest thing to happen in 2026. Potentially the decade. This is a level of petty that transcends mere mortals. It’s inspirational.

That’s not what you want to see.

Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

The battery in your phone exists because a physicist in 1799 tried to copy a fish. That fish was the electric eel, and 80% of its body is a living power source. An electric eel is not an eel. It is a knifefish, closer to catfish than to any real eel. And its body is built