I would cancel my season tickets on the way out the door if my team did this.

Folks, it’s pretty simple: If the #MNTwins don’t make the playoffs, then there’s no way we would want to watch this brand of baseball for two more games. If they somehow turn things around and get in, it’ll be because they’re hitting well and magically found 3-4 reliable arms.

No way you let Sim face Manzardo again.

Good luck hitting Clase when he’s getting a foot off the plate

We’re getting the Yankees/Astros ALCS everyone wants.

Baseball isn't all bad.

Can’t believe the Twins are going through with “Free Pretzel Day” on Wednesday.

There are kids playing 2-on-2 football at Langford Park, which gave me flashbacks until one of the did the Griddy.

#MNTwins should give Payton Eeles a shot for the last week here. Offense surely could use some kind of spark. Bat him leadoff, play him anywhere.

This feels like 5 years ago.

If you can’t score one run against a not-trying Red Sox team, you can just cancel the final homestand.

We’ve seen this movie three times already this week. Mariners, please step in.

Rocco is trolling us with this Margot pinch hit appearance.

First team to hit a ball out of the infield wins

Everton trying to bungle this one away and I can't even blame Ashley Young (yet).

The last time I paid attention to Gophs/Hawkeyes, I was arguing with strangers on an ESPN message board. Apparently those don’t exist anymore!

The Metrodome used to be right here

Umpires cannot miss this call. Where my robots at?

Really wish I cared more about the Lynx. They seem fun and not soul-destroying.