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‼️GOAT Alert‼️ Captain Jason Groth is the perfect model of perseverance. Today, he notches his first career hit and shows his grit. After getting roping the ball, he sped down the line at high speeds to beat the throw. He’s a true lead by example type of guy. Pirates Win!

It’s that time of year. First round @ 4😝 Your Perham Pirates take on the Gnats of Nimrod in Mills. The squad has bought in to General Groth and his legendary style. We have been preparing for this moment all season long. It’s a special time to be alive. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

General Groth and the bois absolutely yammed on the Gnats today. Big win to start the tourney. We will be back next week to continue the hot streak. Groth may show off more of the dunk package👀 Lebron texted the team today and said he knew we would win. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Your mom’s favorite players are ready to rip tonight. Big ole tilly on deck against the Millers. Tuffy’s Stadium is bound to be rocking at 5pm. Silver Moon and its neighbors are sure to be rocking after the tilt as well. Let’s play our ball. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

A liner to the shortstop ends the game. NYM comes back down 2 to win 5-3 over Perham Pirates punching its ticket to the championship game. Perham plays tomorrow at 1pm vs Clarissa to keep its season alive.

Another big tilt in Perham today. We take on Clarissa at 1. Jason Groth regrouped the team last night and we’re back better than ever. May even unbutton one extra button. Moms would love that. It’s a beautiful day to be alive and we will see you at the field. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Pirates took the big dub yesterday to keep the season alive. Shumanski with a big fly and timely defensive plays helped to secure the W. Team father figure and entrepreneur Gabe Pankonin 🚀🚚 with the defensive play of the game cannoning a runner down at 3rd. See you next weekend.

Don’t flirt with fire Mr. Hammer Jr. By the end of the night, you will see what happens. Groth and the Pirates know fire makes fireworks… wait for the show at 7:30 tonight. If you plan to do your business on deck, we will have you swabbing it afterwards. Argh #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Pirates take the game 8-5 after scoring 4 in the 9th. 4 rbis from Pankonin as he continues to inspire his children (us as well). Clutch plays from the Aanenson brothers in the outfield to gun guys out and an absolute cannon from Evan K. to gun a guy at home. Beautiful. #Arggggh

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET HYPED THIS SATURDAY MORNING. DO NOT WAGE WAR WITH THE PERHAM PIRATES. OUR GENERAL HAS SEEN WAR AND WILL SUCCESSFULLY LEAD US TO VICTORY. WE PLAY FOR STATE AT 1. INJECT THIS FEELING INTO MY VEINS. #WeAreTheCaptainNow RAISE THAT DAMN JOLLY ROGER.

Your Perham Pirates are headed to state! A big Game 1 dub sends your mom’s favorite players to the big dance. Good defense and timely hitting propelled the Pirates over the Shockers. No moment is too big for these fellas and all are welcome to hop on deck for something special.

The Mount Rushmore of the Perham Pirates are all in action today in Belle Plaine @ 1:30. General leading, moms cheering, Big Daw easing tensions, and Esmeralda neighing her approval. These guys have worked all season to get here. Excited to see what type of heart this team has.

Waited a day to gather emotions before posting this one. The Pirates couldn’t quite get it done in a General Groth flu game. They drop a close one to a solid Cold Spring team to end their season. The boys rallied and came together all season long to make this season special.

And don’t think the PR team didn’t cook… We want to give a massive shoutout to our skipper Jason Groth. The fearless leader shows up every game and gets the team ready to go. The angry helmet slams and getting guys thrown out at home is just part of the job. We love this guy.

We’re back. General Groth and his trusted right-hand man Big Daw Stevens sail west to bludgeon Dent today. You aint living if you aint riding with us this season. Going to be a special summer. It all starts today at 1:30 and we aren’t taking any prisoners. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Had to wait a day so General Groth wasn’t berated with questions on how he has kept this team in great shape. Your mom’s favorite players take down Dent 19-2. These guys were ready from the get-go scoring 16 runs in the first 2 innings. Auggie had huge nuke👀 #WeAreTheCaptainNow

No game for your Pirates today. We will try again next week. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

General Jason Groth and your mom’s favorite players are ready to strut their stuff under the lights tonight💋. 7:30 PM start for our tilt with Clarissa. We already know who would win if Aura was a stat… We can do baseball though, too🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Your guys took a huge 8-2 W under the lights last night. Drinks started flowing after so details are foggy but that Ben Shumansky moonshot was unforgettable. That beast trotting around the bases after a shot like that causes nightmares for pitchers everywhere. #WeAreTheCaptainNow