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My subscription brings all the newspapers to the yard. bitly.xaijo.com/stacie

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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/audrey

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? googl.adultgalls.com/gene

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Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds. go.bdsmgalls.net/oscar

The Huffington Post just did a fascinating piece on the 9 Greatest Single-Digit Numbers of All Time. go.bdsmgalls.net/cherry

"We have to get together sometime!" is a great way of saying, "I regret running into you." short.bdsmgalls.net/tamika

Choqué. La Tunisie a été victime d'un vol honteux. La CAN pue la magouille. Ce n'est pas nouveau et c'est tt le foot Africain qui en souffre

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