I'm with Professional Bad Bitch on this one actually.

Did you know it is scientifically proven that 10/10 people are happier when they stop giving so much of a fuck about stupid shit?

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Also that was just JONA'S big 4. Me, the woman behind the Jona, who doesn't make much of an appearance? This is me:

How am I supposed to thrive in this 'small bb gorl' economy when I'm this lorge dommy mommy?!

Can someone PLEASE cradle me and gimme forehead kissies while telling me how wittle I am?

As a #Taurus , I'm humble enough to know I'm replaceable, cocky enough to know it's a downgrade.

Y'all. No joke, you NEED this. Okay? She's PHENOMENAL.

At the risk of becoming the neighbourhood Karen, I'm about to start making really shitty parody covers of songs to annoy my neighbours with when they're being annoying. Won't shut the dog up? Got a cover for that. Playing their music with bass on? I'll play louder and shittier.

And this is why we go to get ACTUAL diagnosis' instead of listening to dopes on the internet who thinks being spazzy directly means ADHD.

Listen, I can give a great recommendation on account of her being my wife. Trust me you NEED this woman to be your e-girlfriend. Go check this hottie out ❤️‍🔥🔥💋

Anxiety is a really weird thing. I get a slip in my mail today telling me I have mail that needs to be picked up but I didn't order anything.

Well course the only logical answer is that it's a plot to get me into a store to kidnap me and sell my organs!

I'M WHEEZING- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: I love playing generations through in the Sims, it's always so fun to see what the kids look like.

Also me: These fucking kids are so fu king goddamn fucking annoying, how does anyone fucking like these fucks?

Can we shame this little shit for having main character energy by making me believe I would have to take him to the vet for a bacteria infection when it was actually just a rumbly tummy? Bad dog.

I'm about to appeal to your inner child, fellow Millenials. Listen up:

Habbo Hotel.

Idk man I just love making my Sims live in weird places. I currently have a family of 5 living in an abandoned warehouse with no electricity, running water, or heat. 💀