once old taker no get money again, animal no go dey fear am again.

if i drank liquor as much as i smoke weed i’d be dead😂😂

What’s a heartbreak you’ve healed from… but never really forgot?

Do short people say “I’ll be back shortly” or “I’ll be back as I’m?”

I loved the dynamic between Tywin and Arya

This scene was unforgettable

Trusting a woman u took from another nigga qualifies u for a disability check.

curvy women are more intelligent than skinny women due to fatty acids in their hips that improve their mental abilities.

The worst feeling ever is realizing you accepted way too much disrespect just to keep a relationship with someone.

this song’s bars are insane, the production is fire, and the energy just takes it to another level🔥

Someone is about to lose both his capital and profit

black women bro 🥹❤️

quote this tweet with anything 📍

A maid was caught using her urine to prepare food for her boss and his family. Ladies, no matter how busy you are, always make time to cook for your family.

God as i am showing up everyday, please show up for me.

😍😍

Whatever you do, never marry a nurse.

omo, i'm already there ooo. you don serve me wetin i sabi chop sehhhhh