Emotionally sunburnt 🥵

My tweets are gospel - Aa.

My tweets are stream of consciousness garbage -Nagmeh Phelan (sportured poet)

Retweets ≠ endorsements, RETWEET IF YOU AGREE

Grapefruits are bittersweet

je me sufjan

Hither and yon in the streets
To and fro in the sheets

Strategist be like “how might we DO THIS!!!!!”

Millenials want experiences ass headline

Best round about way to ask for a chocolate milk

Cemeteries as legal nimbyism

Waking yourself up from a nightmare

Chaotic good

As per my last if

I got that inner child in me 😤

I think they updated Pokémon go , feels like it’s in HD now