Morning routine: Changing of seasons edition - Get woken up by toddler at 7 -Lie in bed while toddler jumps on us until 3 yo wakes up - Wrestle kids into clothes - Make tea - Look at house, get overwhelmed, lock myself in the office to deep breathe have a cry - Make pancakes

Me to husband: any preferences for dinner this week? 3 yo: oranges Me: Just oranges 3 yo: Yus Me: how about daddy Husband: just oranges Me: thanks for the help everyone

3: *exists bedroom Me: "back to bed peanut" 3: "I want a drink mom" Me: "no, if you drink you'll need to pee in the night" 3: "Why" Me: "because peeing fills your bladder balloon" 3: *shook* "What, HOW" Me: "goodnight"

Me: say tree Clark 1.5: "tree" Dad: Say hi Clark 1.5: "hi" 3.5: say extradition Clark 1.5: 👁👅👁

My 3 year old is savage Me: *lays out her underwear the wrong way 3yo: MOM that's the wrong way *whispers why rearranging them* so disappointing

Reason #563 why my 3 yo won't go to bed: There's jam on her forehead

Things that infuriated my 20 month old this week: - Wanting to brush his teeth but also not wanting to brush his teeth - Not letting him eat a muffin wrapper - Taking him out of his highchair after he said he was done - The song dancing queen by ABBA

Reasons why my toddler is mad #594 I took away the soggy pancake he snuck into the bath